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Princess Svun is not a worthless slut afterall, but instead worth a dowry of two wooden cucumbers. I am sure lots of things happened at the wedding of Princess Daddy's youngest son, but I was too busy being burned at the stake to see.
I am not the artist and cannot release his statement, but I know the concept came to him in a psychadelic fever dream. Octopuses have a unique neural mappings with 500 million neurons, the majority of which are not in the brain. Each tentacle is a complex network of independent innervation. What a metaphor for the various subcultures and values of our community. It's dumb-foundingly good. Nevada's man should be hanging his head in shame.
Due to the bail payment made by a hippie from Mangos and a hippie from Procrasturbation or something, the octopus eyes were released by the goths from hippie jail. Current wearabouts are unknown. Will they ever arrive? Will I? Will you?
The Embassy of Darkness is accepting people struggling from the heat into their woods. They currently are housing a pregnant woman and an unreasonable number of Harlots.
Welfare means more to me than you could possibly know.
1. Or Cardinal Carl was it? I can't keep track, I'm a fucking anarchist and I just fucking got here
view original scanGambling on number of heat stroke cases that will occur by tomorrow is tacky, but I am accepting bids. Be careful. Move slow. Prioritize water.
A transphobic dance workshop has allegedly taken place. I wonder why they thought they'd get away with it.
Active reporting research on this topic is ongoing.
What a life!
The Living Room and The Other Living Room have strong feelings about each other. The Living Room has no idea who the hell The Other Living Room are. The Other Living Room notes that their living room, like most living rooms, has a sofa. The Normal House continues to have no living room, which isn't very normal for a house.
BREAKING NEWS: techno still boring. When you take enough drugs it gets better, though.
BREAKING NEWS: The Head Slut is still an asshole.
Harlots Burn Witch
Because Witch Won't Fuck
Any Harlots
Due to chaos, phoenix magic, and overall tenacity, the witch seems to have survived. Next time they should try drowning her.
Will there be one witch rave, two, or three? There are so many witches this year. Follow infinity if you're thirsty. Just be careful not to fall in. You're only being offered a taste.
While seeking witchy gossip from other witches, our tireless reporter received the following tip:
I had a sweet chai in the Inn Between. That was some witchy tea.
Winner of 2011 Burning Man NV Achievement Award offering monster transformation workshop on Friday afternoon and Saturday morning if you can find her. Men, hippies, and people on acid should tread lightly. All others welcome.
A hydrophobic sorceress has moved into the forest. What is she doing there? I heard she has a Waschbär familiar.
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Public Service Announcement:Trip with your true friends. Friendship is magic. Strangers can be dangerous.
Public Service Announcement:It's 10 PM. Do you know where your baby doll heads are?
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